abigail414's diaryland diary
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You know you're in So. California when . . .
You're floating naked in your pool with a friend, and you invite her to yoga the next day but she can't because she's getting her lips done.
You can shop for 'resort lifestyle' real estate or plastic surgery on local 24 hour TV channels.
You're sitting in a yoga pose when a 4.7 earthquake rolls the floor and your instructor calmly smiles and says 'hello mama'.
You are the only one speaking English at a convenience store.
You drive into a gas station and notice a group of men outside the bar next door wearing nothing but leather chaps and thongs.
You see dogs with a methamphetamine overdose, ambien overdose, and addicted to valium all in the same month.
You could buy another car for what you're paying people to take care of your house, yard, and pool.
You go outside to get drenched by a sudden downpour because rain is so unusual.
Your power goes out for 2 hours because there isn't enough for the grid and it's your turn.
You're never asked where you're from, because, amazingly, you seem to fit in here.
1:54 p.m. - 2007-09-09
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